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Wow, I haven't posted in a while! And now I'm trying to post over a Loki in my lap. <3 kitteh!

My laptop stopped working. I'm pretty sure it was the power supply, but I've been lazy about yanking the hard drive. I'm borrowing my advisor's old laptop for stuff that absolutely must be done at home. But really, I'm not missing it much. I just do more work while I'm at work, and then actually have a life in the evenings! And since I put the grant in yesterday, I actually do have time!!

*pets the Loki*


Oh, I got new glasses! For long-distance. I used to only wear them at the computer. I picked them up today! Everything looks farther away, and every time I walk around wearing them I can't stop laughing because I feel so tall. =D

Huh. I am actually happy with my life, so I don't have much to say. =)
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YES

YES
YES
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MY DATA

THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL

MY HYPOTHESIS IS SUPPORTED

IT'S NOBEL TIME, BITCHEZZZZZ
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[livejournal.com profile] aerodiver, [livejournal.com profile] entropius, [livejournal.com profile] faye134679

We've been friended by one of those Russian bots. This one's journal is named "cbriju."
The bots make a profile and copy-paste some random crap into it.
I just reported it, but keep a look out for more of them.

Nobody's really sure what the bots do... they think it's data mining. It's a fresh warning, though, to never post anything remotely personal outside a friends-lock. The bot gets access to all your public entries, and those of your friends. (It has been noted that those "porn-star name" memes are rife with info that most people use as their security question... mom's maiden name, street you grew up on, etc. Go lock those.)

More information here.
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I don't date smokers or Republicans.
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Holy mother fuck!

I can't say I just finished the thing. But the draft is done, and it's off for revision. I'll likely spend all day tomorrow and Sunday revising. But revising is easy... writing is hard! And the hard part is done!!!

I shall have something special at Grad Student Happy Hour this evening. Usually I get a Sam Adams Cherry Wheat and call it a day. Or do I want to save the something special for my birthday? We will be at Mad Mex after all, home of the $5 Big Azz margarita!

Away, to happy hour! Maybe even team trivia!


P.S. Cherry Coke Zero is nasty. I needed caffeine and it was the only thing available... I am regretting it. It is awful. It's like artificially-flavored ass cherries added to flat Coke, with that horrible aspartame aftertaste. (I thought it was sweetened with sorbitol, but alas! Now I shall have an aspartame headache on top of the caffeine spaz!)

PHENYLKETONURICS: You're not missing anything!
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For My Own Edification )

So weird to think I might actually finish someday. It makes me tingly. Or maybe that's just the caffeine. I had ONE CAN OF COKE, people. Why am I spazzing the fuck out?

I got to pimp my own paper today! I'm in a grant-writing class, and one of my fellow students (who is going STRAIGHT from here to a faculty position, how cool is that??) is looking at interparental conflict and the effects on the stress reactivity of infants. And I was all, "Hey, I just happened to have written a paper on a similar area..." I am so smooth.

A few months back, one of the professors in my department asked Adam and I to teach her and her fiance to swing dance for their wedding. In the process we met her teenaged daughter, who is an awesome fun geek girl. We sat with her and her friend at the reception and talked about video games and Internet memes. (Also, she bribed the DJ to play "Never Gonna Give You Up.")

I just checked my mailbox in the main office... in it is a note: "From Rachel - she found this at Setsucon last weekend!" Pinned to the note is a pin - a Companion Cube with a piece of cake.

If I knew I would have a kid like this one, I might actually consider having one. =) (Assuming, of course, that she sprung fully formed from my forehead and started life at age 12.)
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Man, what is it about California?

Initially, I thought all my potential post-docs would be in Pittsburgh or Chicago. Being a huge fan of not freezing to death, I've been looking into other options.

So first I find UC-Davis. There's a high-level researcher there that I've actually worked with. We'd be using primate models, which is kinda meh, but doable. And then I found this program at UC-San Francisco! Much better fit, and there are a number of high-level researchers there that I have met in passing. I shall schmooze them at the PNIRS conference this summer. And today! In cleaning up my desk and surrounding pile of crap, I came across a document I picked up at PNIRS last year: a call for applications to the Cousins Center. It's at... UCLA. UCLA looks cool, but it's in Los Angeles. I'd be studying own immunology as I slowly hacked my asthmatic lungs out.

I still think UCSF is perfect. The sun came out from behind the clouds as I typed that, so I shall take it as a sign! The campus is dedicated to health sciences, three awesome faculty I want to work with are there, and one of their current postdoc fellows is a woman I drank beer out of a plastic boot with last summer. =D

K. Paper, writtens, orals, NRSA, write paper, conference, teach, proposal, run study, run more different study, conference, teach, write diss, defense, graduate. I'm on it! Looks like I won't finish until 2011, though... Mom will be unhappy. She's looking forward to having an excuse to go to California. I am down with this, as it keeps her off the topic of grandchildren!
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For my friends who do not read [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes:
http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/6994557.html?nc=70&page=1#comments

chicklet73 attends a church concert.

D: Have you ever played that game with the Protestant Hymnbook?
Me: ...game?
D: Yes. You open it to a random page, and read off the title of the hymn, but like with a fortune cookie, you add "...in bed" at the end.
Me: *delighted*
Me: *tries*
Me: Ohhh. HEE.
D: I know. Go on.
Me: *reads* 'I Need Thee Every Hour...'
D: Go on.
Me: ..In Bed.
Us: *snicker*
Me: *flips pages*
Me: *reads* 'Hold Fast Till I Come...'
Us: *SPORFLE*

And so we sat and read various things like 'He Will Hold Me Fast...In Bed', 'Lord and Master of Us All...In Bed', 'When He Cometh...In Bed', 'Trust and Obey...In Bed', 'Come and Dine...In Bed' and giggled our heads off until

Me: *reads* 'Christ, You Are My Fullness'
Me: ...
Me: *closes book*

My favorite from the comments?

'Savior, Sprinkle Many Nations'
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Happy birthday, 2009!

May you kick way more ass than 2008 did.

...good god, I can't believe it's 2009.
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People are just as likely to torture now as they were in Milgram's 1960s experiment.

The difference in this experiment is that not only were people asked to shock a protesting "subject," but at one point in the experiment, a volunteer would come in and refuse to continue, in front of the participant. And... 63% of the participants continued anyway, even when given this example.

Now, I'm off to my aunt's house to bake cookies! =D
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Yes! Yes I do! Not hurricanes, since I live in Pennsylvania. But having grown up in Missouri, I was prepared for tornadoes and earthquakes. These precautions transfer well to zombie preparedness.

*I have saved up a month's worth of all my prescriptions. (The pharmacy will refill two or three days before you run out. Refill as early as you can and save those last few pills each month.)

*I stockpile water in used juice bottles. I even change it out every year or so! I should do that more often. Some plastics leach into the water. Same with canned foods. Make sure you switch out your stockpile before it expires!

*I do still need a NOAA weather radio, but I have lots of first aid supplies, all the time. =)

*Every time I walk through campus, I check buildings out for zombie safety. My building, for example, isn't that great. My old lab would be great, as it has no windows and thick locked doors. But there is no food there! There is a flat roof for good gardening, if the zombie threat becomes long-term.

*I never get caught out without shoes I can run in.
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So, Bush signed the Fuck Everyone That Isn't Me Act of 2006 last night.

Y'know where I found the info?

BBC News.

BBC fucking News, because no American news sources have bothered to mention it. Oh, no big deal, it's just a tiny little law that allows the military to arrest you and hold you without charging you or allowing you to see a lawyer or defend yourself. Just setting aside a couple tiny paragraphs in that Constitution thing. But it's to Protect America! If you don't like it, you're Aiding The Terrorists!

Did I mention that since you can't complain, you can't bring a suit to the Supreme Court? You have to have a court case to appeal one, and this law robs us of that luxury.

Oh hey, it's on cbsnews.com at the very bottom of the Politics page!

Says Bush:
"Over the past few months, the debate over this bill has been heated and the questions raised can seem complex," he said. "Yet, with the distance of history, the questions will be narrowed and few. Did this generation of Americans take the threat seriously? And did we do what it takes to defeat that threat?"

Can we say rhetoric?

Says the ACLU:
"The president can now, with the approval of Congress, indefinitely hold people without charge, take away protections against horrific abuse, put people on trial based on hearsay evidence, authorize trials that can sentence people to death based on testimony literally beaten out of witnesses, and slam shut the courthouse door for habeas petitions,"

Ah HEY! You mean there are FACTS and not just fancy-sounding generalities? Imagine that!

Better not talk about it too much, or you might rile up the sheep.

If we're so worried about terrorism, why are we tolerating these terrorists we call our government? They are destroying the American Way far more surely than any bombs.

Go out and vote November 7th. Hopefully you'll still be allowed to vote for who you want. (Unless, of course, it's a Diebold machine. And they expect us to trust them not to abuse their ill-gotten power???)
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Ahh, back to the politics:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6167856

This isn't just some random dudes from another country now. It's you. US citizens can be held as enemy combatants. That puts you outside your own system of laws and sticks you under the jurisdiction of King George III.

Material support... well, my tax money supports Bush's war, so I guess that makes me a terrorist!
Seriously, there is *no* definition of "material support." And with the suspension of habeus corpus, you have absolutely no right to demand you be told what you did wrong. In other words... they can pick you up for anything, and you cannot fight it. And they expect me to trust this guy??

"A writ of habeas corpus is a judicial mandate to a prison official ordering that an inmate be brought to the court so it can be determined whether or not that person is imprisoned lawfully and whether or not he should be released from custody." (italics mine) http://www.lectlaw.com/def/h001.htm

Various quotes from Supreme Court decisions:

"[The Court] recognized the fact that`[t]he writ of habeas corpus is the fundamental instrument for safeguarding individual freedom against arbitrary and lawless state action.'"
"[t]he writ of habeas corpus is one of the centerpieces of our liberties."

I gotta hand it to Specter. He introduced an amendment to get rid of the suspension of habeas corpus. It was voted down. Uh, hello? Habeas corpus means, literally, "you have the body." In other words, prove there was a crime committed. You can't have a suspect if there was no crime. Sorry, Georgie, we can't arrest people "at the will of His Majesty" here in the US. But now we can! And that scares the fuck out of me.

So if you would... Amnesty International is a good group against this kind of bullshit.
http://takeaction.amnestyusa.org/site/c.goJTI0OvElH/b.2108611/k.C0B9/The_America_I_Believe_In_Leads_the_World_on_Human_Rights/apps/ka/ct/contactus.asp?c=goJTI0OvElH&b=2108611&en=hnLFLKNuG9KyEHMhE2LzENOnHfILKIOhH5KEIKMqFnLXE

You might also mention to your Congresspeople that they're shooting themselves in the foot. (Seriously. They're signing their own power away. WTF?) You can find out their contact info here: http://www.visi.com/juan/congress/

Seriously, write your Congresspeople. You don't have to be eloquent. A piece of paper that says "You're an idiot for voting for this" will do. They just stick letters in the "yes" stack or the "no" stack and weigh them anyway. (Seeing some of the mass-produced responses I get from Bud Cramer, I don't think they even read them beyond that.) And then... vote with your vote! We have elections in November!

Here are the Senators who voted yes )

WHY have we not impeached this chimpanzee?

Be loud. They know they can get away with it because Americans are lazy and only know what Fox News tells them. Prove them wrong!
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There is transportation provided, with people ready and waiting, for upwards of 200 dogs and 150 cats so far rescued from the devastation of hurricane Katrina. What these animals need is a place to go. Kennels, boarding, vets offices, shelters with any extra space, foster homes and rescues. Even one or two open kennels would greatly help.

From what we know, all animals have been vaccinated and are in good health considering the conditions. There are dogs and cats of every breed and size. Some are in groups of two, three or four, hailing from the same family, while some are solitary. ANY KENNEL SPACE AVAILABLE CAN CERTAINLY BE USED. These drivers are willing to move these animals ANYWHERE they need to go. Absolutely anywhere.

The current safe houses for these animals are being inundated and some of these pets will have to be euthanized if they are not moved to make room for the incoming animals.

Please feel free to pass on this information everywhere. Every forum, every list, every community.

REMEMBER THESE ANIMALS WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO YOU.

If you know anyone, anywhere, that is willing to take in even one cat or dog, please have them contact Lynda at the information provided below.

They are also asking for ANY kind of donations for the animals - money, food, bedding, water, etc.


Please Contact Lynda V. at: 203 515 3024 (cell)
Home: 203 227 5308
Email: Lynda@portone.com

Please contact at any time, day or night. These volunteers, rescuers and shelter workers are working around the clock.
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Hokay.

So there's this cat. She is very sweet and fluffy. We estimate she's around two years old, maybe a bit younger. She's rabies-free *grin* and just had her rabies vaccination. (I have her cert and tag.) She is intact, and either Not Pregnant or in the very, very early stages of pregnancy- either way, the vet said spaying is a good option at this point.

Cat is very, very friendly and would like nothing more than a person who would pay all sorts of attention to her. She's a stray, but she's so tame I'm pretty sure she was a housecat that someone lost or got rid of. I'll see if I can post some pics.

Care she needs:
-Vaccinations besides rabies
-Spaying
-Flea dip (I haven't seen any on her, but her kitten has lots so I'm sure she does too.)

Anybody who knows anybody who might want this cat... let me know! Or, ya know, just come to Walter's apartment and grab her... she's very vocal. Not hard to find. =)
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Me: Hi, I ordered a dress from y'all in January and I still don't have it.
Dress Shop: Well crap. It was supposed to have shipped. Lemme call UPS and we'll get back to you.

*ten minutes later*

Dress Shop: The dress is still here because it can't leave the shop 'till it's been paid in full.
Me: I paid it in full by credit over the phone as soon as I got the money to do so. In January. When I *ordered* it.
Dress Shop: Oh. Hey, are you 4271etcetc?
Me: Yes, that's me.
Dress Shop: Oh. We didn't write it down. We'll ship it today.

*incoherent rage* Incompetent morons! Not only are you slow and don't talk to eachother, you MISPLACED almost TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS.

Obviously, they are not like Imperial Dominion Bank. THEY put a rubber band around your money! And keep it indoors, so magpies don't fly off with it! =)

So how long does UPS take to get a box from Washington, MO to Huntsville, AL?
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Hokay. Getting a little irritated.

The store got the dresses in on FEBRUARY FOURTH. This is now a month ago. Four weeks. Thirty days.

Do I have the dress in hand?

No.

I have to drive to Missouri, altered dress in hand, in SIX DAYS. I'm going to have to pay rush to get the damn thing altered... that is, IF it even ends up here.

Don't even talk to me about Bridezilla. You're watching Bridesmaidzilla in the making here. For $175 freaking dollars you can freaking ship a dress in less than a freaking month! I have never paid this much for a dress in my LIFE... not to mention for a dress I DON'T EVEN HAVE!

Rawr.

That reminds me. I need to get her a gift.

Hey Ben/Jeff... can you watch/not kill my cats from 3/10-3/13? I'm leaving around 6am on Thursday and I'll be back by probably 10am on Sunday. *sigh*

Hokay, sleepy. Done ranting.
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KERRY:
ALTO SECTIONAL TOMORROW AT 10:45
BE THERE

Okay, now hopefully I'll remember.

AHHHHHH I auditioned for the altoness in the Brusa piece today for women's choir! It was fun and I think I did well (and ErinTheSoprano, you sounded fabulous, dahling!! It's always a pleasure to sing with you!) even though I was so nervous toward the end of it that my breath support went to poop because I was shaking so hard. I think, "Well, I'll do better when I'm more confident in it." Then I think, "But it only gets worse from here, and the end result is you singing ALL BY YOURSELF in front of a whole audience!"

Last time I had a solo, I drew courage from a magical goblet of vodka on the rocks. Unfortunately, that does interesting things to one's ability to maintain pitch. It sucks to hear that you're off and not be able to do anything about it. The second and third days I just dealt with the freaking out. =) Then, I hadn't practiced that much, either. I lost my folder the third night and didn't have the song memorized so I had to make words up to the tune. Heh.

So, the Spring Break camping thing. I'm open all of break. Erin the Alto, when did you want to go? Walter, how about you? Discuss among yourselves.

Work! Bah.
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Okay. Wasting time time is over. Now for work. hehehe whatever
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Hehehehe.

I just talked to the vet.
She said cats don't come out of heat until they're mated.
So I have to take Valkyrie in, where they will simulate mating, then in a few days she will come out of heat, then they will spay her. The upshot of this is...

I have to take my cat in for feline masturbation.

I am amused. =) The poor vet assistant (a very competent woman; I like her) was trying so desperately to put it politely. =)
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