The Republic of New Djibouti

All righty, good Citizens of the Republic of New Djibouti!
The Grand High Empress Llama, Goddess of Sporks and Tacos and Patron Sainte of Creative Revenge (that's me!) has thought long and hard as to the makeup of her Cabinet. Here are the results:

hesterbyrde: Chancelloress of Sex (who'd've thunk?)
saratheneale: High Priestess of Secrecy (but don't tell anyone!)
entropius: Chancellor of Scraft and Grand High Poobah of Kobolds (There was something else, too, but I forget.)
roghshire: Baron Destructo, God of Monkeys, and Chancellor of Pajamas With Little Feet On Them
sunseth: Official Chocobo Herder of New Djibouti
dwtrunks: Chancellor of Lerv Distribution, Commander-in-Chief of the Duck Militia and Adjunct to the Chancellor of Music (Now, I'm the Grand High Empress Llama and all that, but you're the big Admiral dude, k? Also, there isn't a Chancellor of Music yet!)
azfang: Treasury Department Secretary. This is a really important position, Orc-boy, so listen carefully. You get to sit on that couch, yes, but any money you find in it goes straight to the Treasury, you hear? There will be no national shortages of pizza and beer because the Treasury Department was embezzeling funds, m'kay?

And, last but not least, Naked Dave (who has as of yet refused to sell his soul to LJ) is the Chancellor of Apathy. He would conduct stress-relief workshops, but he's too busy doing nothing so don't bother him.

In other good news, I just saved a whole load of money on my car insurance!

No, really.

I did.

Dropping the Pontiac off my insurance dropped my payment from $260 a month to $66 a month. Hooray for being a girl with no tickets and good grades that drives a mom-car!

This makes me happy, since my bank is fucking me over AGAIN. Not so bad as last time, though. Woot. No spikes on the dildo this time.

Now I'm going to go and try not to get screwed by school, too. 'Cause I'm a pussy, and grad school is a big fat dick/asshole combo.