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I opened a bottle of soda and the cap says I won a free rental from Blockbuster!

Awesome. Now I need a movie to see and people to share it with. 'Cause you have to share the warm fuzzies of free-movie love!

Jeff and Ben are doing something strange in the kitchen. I think they're... cooking! Shit. I'm outta here.

I just heard, "The fire extinguisher isn't charged." "But it's a grease fire!"
*sigh*