Ooh, ooh... my turn!

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

How does a crazy person get through the forest?

(If you're one of the people I've told these to a hundred times, don't answer!) =)

*yawn* Mornings suck. This one in particular. Stupid alarm clock. It lies, I tell you! It's not really as late as it says it is. And the snooze is SO not nine minutes long.

But anyway. My eyes are all puffy and I don' know why. I look like death warmed over. And I just scared some guy in the hall. Seriously. All I did was smile and say good morning and he startled like I had a knife or something. Hehehe, I'm scary! Grr!!!

Can anybody recommend some super-lotion? For face and for body... I am dry and itchy all over and it's driving me insane. Not that it was a long trip, mind you... but one I don't want to make just yet.

Hokay, off to finish my psychoetrics homework. Yippee skippy!

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Hehehehe.

I just talked to the vet.
She said cats don't come out of heat until they're mated.
So I have to take Valkyrie in, where they will simulate mating, then in a few days she will come out of heat, then they will spay her. The upshot of this is...

I have to take my cat in for feline masturbation.

I am amused. =) The poor vet assistant (a very competent woman; I like her) was trying so desperately to put it politely. =)